111 lines
3 KiB
PHP
111 lines
3 KiB
PHP
<?php
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date_default_timezone_set('Europe/Copenhagen');
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if (!function_exists('h')) {
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function h($s){ return htmlspecialchars((string)$s, ENT_QUOTES, "UTF-8"); }
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}
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$headerTitles = require __DIR__ . '/header_titles.php';
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$siteHeaderTitle = $headerTitles[array_rand($headerTitles)];
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$messages = [
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[
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'title' => '404 - Unreliable',
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'body1' => "You shouldn't rely on an unreliable narrator.",
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'body2' => 'Yet here we are.',
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],
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[
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'title' => '404 - Not Found',
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'body1' => 'The narrator said this page exists.',
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'body2' => "You really shouldn't trust him by now.",
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],
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[
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'title' => '404 - Page Missing',
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'body1' => "If you've followed directions from the narrator,",
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'body2' => 'this outcome should not surprise you.',
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],
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[
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'title' => '404 - Lost',
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'body1' => 'The narrator got us lost.',
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'body2' => 'Again.',
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],
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[
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'title' => '404 - Wrong Turn',
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'body1' => 'You trusted the narrator.',
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'body2' => 'That was your first mistake.',
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],
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[
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'title' => '404 - Questionable Route',
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'body1' => 'The route looked questionable.',
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'body2' => 'The narrator called it an adventure.',
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],
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[
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'title' => '404 - Bad Navigation',
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'body1' => 'The narrator writes a travel blog.',
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'body2' => 'Not a navigation manual.',
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],
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[
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'title' => '404 - Lost again',
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'body1' => 'The narrator got lost.',
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'body2' => 'You chose to follow him.',
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],
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[
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'title' => '404 - Not confident',
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'body1' => 'The narrator made a confident prediction.',
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'body2' => 'That should have been your warning.',
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],
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[
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'title' => '404 - Unbelievable',
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'body1' => 'You believed the narrator.',
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'body2' => 'That is adorable.',
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],
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];
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$siteHeaderTitle = $headerTitles[array_rand($headerTitles)];
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$brandUrl = 'https://bubulescu.org/';
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$message = $messages[array_rand($messages)];
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http_response_code(404);
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?>
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<!doctype html>
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<html>
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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1">
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<title>MVLog - 404</title>
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<meta name="robots" content="noindex,nofollow">
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<link rel="icon" type="image/png" href="assets/img/moto_travel.png">
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css?v=20260531u">
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<style>
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.not-found-card{
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max-width:680px;
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margin:0 auto;
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background:rgba(27,30,34,.92);
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backdrop-filter:blur(2px);
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border-radius:.8rem;
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padding:1.25rem 1.25rem 1.4rem;
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box-shadow:0 2px 16px #0006;
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text-align:center
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}
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.not-found-card h2{
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font-size:1.8rem;
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margin:.1rem 0 .9rem
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}
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.not-found-card p{
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font-size:1.05rem;
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line-height:1.55;
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margin:.55rem 0
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<?php include __DIR__ . '/_header.php'; ?>
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<main>
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<section class="not-found-card" aria-labelledby="not-found-title">
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<h2 id="not-found-title"><?=h($message['title'])?></h2>
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<p><?=h($message['body1'])?></p>
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<p><?=h($message['body2'])?></p>
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</section>
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</main>
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<?php include __DIR__ . '/_footer.php'; ?>
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</body>
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</html>
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