'404 - Unreliable', 'body1' => "You shouldn't rely on an unreliable narrator.", 'body2' => 'Yet here we are.', ], [ 'title' => '404 - Not Found', 'body1' => 'The narrator said this page exists.', 'body2' => "You really shouldn't trust him by now.", ], [ 'title' => '404 - Page Missing', 'body1' => "If you've followed directions from the narrator,", 'body2' => 'this outcome should not surprise you.', ], [ 'title' => '404 - Lost', 'body1' => 'The narrator got us lost.', 'body2' => 'Again.', ], [ 'title' => '404 - Wrong Turn', 'body1' => 'You trusted the narrator.', 'body2' => 'That was your first mistake.', ], [ 'title' => '404 - Questionable Route', 'body1' => 'The route looked questionable.', 'body2' => 'The narrator called it an adventure.', ], [ 'title' => '404 - ', 'body1' => 'The narrator writes a travel blog.', 'body2' => 'Not a navigation manual.', ], [ 'title' => '404 - Lost again', 'body1' => 'The narrator got lost.', 'body2' => 'You chose to follow him.', ], [ 'title' => '404 - Not confident', 'body1' => 'The narrator made a confident prediction.', 'body2' => 'That should have been your warning.', ], [ 'title' => '404 - Unbelievable', 'body1' => 'You believed the narrator.', 'body2' => 'That is adorable.', ], ]; $siteHeaderTitle = $headerTitles[array_rand($headerTitles)]; $brandUrl = 'https://bubulescu.org/'; $message = $messages[array_rand($messages)]; http_response_code(404); ?>